WARNING: Hurricane Weezy

guys, i was watching the weatehr channel and there is supposedly a cat 5 hurricane about to roll through SOCAL. expected to arrive mildly at 9:30 pm tonight but truly develop into a fury by midnight tomorrow in the Santa Monica area. As a precaution please prepare yourself with any all appropriate beverages to prevent dehydration. please use this form to update everyone on emergency safety instruction for both this cane and the one following closely behind it - Hurrican RDJ. Brace yourselves for the blackout